QUOTE two

"People like you are the reason people like me take pills!"

Neva Faith Linn 

The world we live in is highly subjective and that includes everyone reading this post.
I only know my first response. I laughed, knowing my mom have often been in that state. Now in my twenties, I have encountered a couple of people who are unbearably, choking-ly, lame and dumb, that now, even i myself wish that'd i could be more numb towards them.

I am a very... tolerant person, and can bear a high level of lame-ness. I just went out with a really 'dry' person last week... and i mean dry as LAME. I was asking about his day and he replied
"oh, well, the sun couldnt stop hiding behind the clouds, so my day was pretty dark."
It would be funny if that sort of response comes once in a while, to make the listener... listen, but continuous throws of such replies is highly not recommended. I mean, after a while, it came to a point i felt like an earthquake right about then would be a lifesaver.

Like seriously.... Stop it.

From Urban Dictionary: 

1. Adjective describing someone who is Not Funny. This person usually thinks he is funny though, volunteering his jokes and creating an awkward "Why oh why did you feel you had to volunteer this?" atmosphere in the group. This person would be considered lame.

QUOTE one

"Excuse me.....?"

I couldn't help it when my brother told me what a medical student said in one of the final exams in his last year.

Basically the student was supposed to pretend to deal with a patient but i think his nervous system had too much to handle...

Doctor: Good morning, Mr McKenzie. I'm Dr So-so. How are you doing?
Patient: Hi, I'm fine, i came here regarding my father.
Doctor: Oh, ok... may i clarify something. Are you, Mr McKenzie, the son of your father?

Well, all i gotta say now is "Good luck to passing that test!"


There are just questions you just don't have the slightest clue how to answer.
I got so addicted to stupid mistakes that i actually googled "stupid things people say and do" and found pretty amazing sites (listed below) that got me cracking real hard. Then it got me thinking, these people make the best comedy. And they're all around us..!
The following are just copy-pasted words from "Disorder in American Courts" which has the funniest moments in courts.





"Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? "

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls? 

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

Read more in the sites listed below!
NUMBER ONE
NUMBER TWO
NUMBER THREE

The things people say huh? Laugh out loud.
If you were the one being questioned how would you respond? hmmm..