QUOTE twelve

"What a bimbo..."

Usually, girls are called this when.. their actions are dumb. But just a tip, this should never be said to any girl of a higher education, no matter how she behaves like that dumb-blonde you see on TV. 

So what are bimbos exactly?

A girl who is stupid, wears lots of make up and is obsessed with boys and clothes. 

Urban dictionary added on: "Generally blonde but there are exceptions."

Why were female blondes  the ones who are mostly associated with being a Bimbo? 
I went to search up the origins of that word. and voila!

According to our very resourceful wikipedia; 

1. "The first usage of the term Bimbo in English was for an unintelligent male. Blah blah blah.... derived from the italian word bambino which means male." Now.... how did it change so drastically to be linked to a female?
2. "The notion of dumb-blondes may be traced to Europe, with the "dumb blonde" in question being a French courtesan named Rosalie Duthe, satirized in a 1775 play Les curiosites de la Foire for her habit of pausing a long time before speaking, appearing not only stupid but literally dumb (in the sense of mute)."

I pity every blondes out there who wrongly gets accused of being a dumb blonde. 
Blame her...

That aside, people come up with the funniest games. From Angry birds to Cooking Mama, and now i found Miss Bimbo. It's hilarious. 

It's a game where the virtual girls have to dressup and put on makeup and impress the virtual guys. Not good enough for you? Well, you have the choice of getting a breast implant, in other words.. VIRTUAL BOOB JOB! awesome? no? Well, i tried it out, and i look devastatingly gross. This game is meant for bimbos, i suppose... Not pinpointing anyone here!

Anyways, check out this post from another blog...

QUOTE eleven

"To be, or not to be"

Shakespeare

"To be, or not to be" is the opening line of a soliloquy from William Shakespeare's play Hamlet.

This has got to be one of the most famous quotes in the history of Literature. And it still applies today, whether to accept that role of a father, or to be the new CEO of that multishareholders company...

Amazingly, when responsibility is thrown into our arms, these words somewhat comes into our heads in all variations. To Tim Cook, the new CEO of Apple Inc... Break a leg! The whole world's counting on you for iphone 5. No pressure :)

QUOTE ten

"You stupid prick!"

stu·pid

   [stoo-pid, styoo‐] adjective, -er, -est, noun

adjective

1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull.
2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness;foolish; senseless: a stupid question.
3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense;inane; pointless: a stupid party.
4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupidradio.
5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

Some people still refer to this word as the "s-word", And i don't blame them. It's literally name-calling in a very harsh manner. And I'm both the victim and the culprit of saying it myself. So I decided to google words which could replace this crude word. And i have come up with a funny lot:

1. Anencephalous - Lacking a brain
2. Bumble headed booby 
3. Sharp as a marble
4. Nincompoop
5. Pudding-head
6. Dummkopf

Let's all try to stop saying stupid, and start saying these other rare funny sounding words, shall we?
Any others you guys know, do comment below!

QUOTE nine

"Oh, the cleverness of me.."

Peter Pan

What can i say? I love that boy. Especially the 2003 edition of Peter Pan. Gollygosh.

Anyways, no matter how much i despise those narcissistic people, Peter Pan got away with it. Well, not just because he has an amazing life. But probably because of the phrasing of these words. GENIUS. It makes you sound truly clever! 

I've put this at the back of my ipod touch, to remind me that each day is an adventure, no matter how tiring it may be, and to go through it happily, just like how Peter Pan laughed while dealing with Captain Hook! I've been a more optimistic person because of this story.

FYI: i do believe in fairies!

QUOTE eight

"Oh, I knew that..."  

You obviously didn't. And saying that wouldn't show anyone that you did. So why say that?

For some, it becomes a natural response to many knowledge shared by friends. Saying it mindlessly, even though you didn't.

It is as good as lying, but don't you feel a little egoistic dumb-blonde material after saying that?
Change it instead to "Oh, now i know that..".. Now, at least you don't sound like that ego-hungry person you are..

QUOTE seven

"Imperfection is beauty.
Madness is genius.
And it is better to be absolutely ridiculous than to be absolutely boring."

Marilyn Monroe

Simply stunning. 

I think she didn't know what she was saying! she was a beauty without the littlest bit of imperfection! I always confused her and the other Marilyn who removed his lower rib just so he can.... oh, it's just a rumor.

Imagine if everyone lives by her words.. the world would turn into a major Harajuku street. 

FYI, this was not taken on any special occasions like Halloween. Changing room's back there, loves!

But, it's good if people could at least let loose once in a while, and at least have fun with their clothes. If you don't dare to be a tad bit crazy in fashion, then at least in the way you view things. There's no need to be serious all the time. Like during school carnival, some teacher still dress in their pressed long-sleeved, buttoned solid shirt and dark pants. Seriously? 

Heads up, you guys aren't living life to the fullest.  Just don't be absolutely boring. Marilyn Monroe made that law. 

QUOTE six

"Fake it till you make it"

A couple of days ago, i got my test results, and i couldn't believe i failed it. My first failed test in my life. Not meaning to brag, but... literally.  All i wanted to be was to be a collegeballer.

Obviously, instead of telling my friends i failed, i lied. And that's when this quote came into my life.
"Fake it till you make it." Amazing how those words can make one feel both wrong yet so good, like you didn't just tell a lie. Awesome huh?

QUOTE five

"Not really.."

SPOILER ALERT: this is going to be a post full of angst. 
When people ask a question, say.. "does it hurt?" or "are you hungry?", the answer should always, and i really mean always be either a "yes" or a "no".
Not a "not really". It ticks me off a little.

Why?

Think of it this way.
I'D HAVE TO THINK WHETHER IT'S A YES OR A NO. And it's really difficult when you look hurt or hungry, and i pity you, then i think... wait, you said "not really" so that makes you... not hurt/hungry? but then again.. that means yes. ohhhhh... Why don't you just give me a proper reply?

Gosh what a headache.

Yet, even though i dislike those who say it, I myself say it sometimes. Cause i just don't know whether to spill the entire truth. But mostly i use it on my mom...

"Was dinner good?" i still love her and some of her cooking... some, but her heart simply can't take the plain truth.

or anyone asking if i have a crush on a particular person.

"Do you like so-and-so?" I'll smile shyly and say, "Not really." But that rarely happens. Cause i rarely have crushes. I'm too good for myself. Spoken like a true-blue narcissist. Not good. 

But PLEASEE... if  anything light and nothing personal was intended in the question... why cant you just say "yes" or "no"? It cannot get any simpler than that.